It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.
can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.
in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it
to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot
if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit
If you ain’t gay and black you shouldn’t be trying to compare gay struggle with black struggle… You will never understand what it means to deal with both of those at the same time… When LITERALLY… Everyone hates you… for multiple reasons…
- the mcelroys and james charles get in a legal battle becaue james charles does a video where he plays d&d for the first time with some other beauty gurus and he just so happens to play as a flamboyantly gay elf named Taco. james charles wins because he honestly doesnt know what the adventure zone is he was just playing as himself and named the character taco because he thought it’d be like lolrandom. it humiliates everyone involved
- i dont have any other i just had this thought. it struck me much in the way christ struck joan of arc
